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Name::Raj
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I'm a true geminine....I'm shy and also outgoing, I'm disciplined and also naughty sometimes...I'll be good to you...but can never be bad to you...believe me....
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Thursday, August 03, 2006

Computer Diagnosis - A joke

One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor." His friend offered, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10."

Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks.

Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message: Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.

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11 Comments:

Blogger NMOTB said...

mwahhahahahahahahahah - That is really funny! I am currently running a JOKE post - You must pop around and add it!!! Mwahahahahahahahahahah!

Friday, August 04, 2006 1:44:00 AM  
Blogger NMOTB said...

Hi, Thanks for the visit and the nice Comment. You must enjoy your weekend!!!

Friday, August 04, 2006 12:54:00 PM  
Blogger NMOTB said...

Oh before I forget, thanks for the link! ;-)

Friday, August 04, 2006 12:55:00 PM  
Blogger NMOTB said...

I hope you dont mind but I am going to use your joke on my blog!!!!

Friday, August 04, 2006 1:12:00 PM  
Blogger Raj said...

I wont mind, u can use it, even I picked it frm some site.

Friday, August 04, 2006 2:05:00 PM  
Blogger Shannon said...

Funny stuff...I hope you voted on nmotb's site...(You should vote for yourself) lol..(Shhh, I didn't tell you that) =P

Sunday, August 06, 2006 6:47:00 PM  
Blogger NMOTB said...

Hi Shan, Thanks for visiting Raj's Blog! Hi Raj, Just popped in to say hi and I hope you had a good weekend1

Sunday, August 06, 2006 10:52:00 PM  
Blogger Cinderella said...

No problem NMOTB! =)

Monday, August 07, 2006 7:17:00 AM  
Blogger Raj said...

Hi everybody, thx for visiting my Blog and I hope u all had a gr8 weekend.

Shannon : Thx for u r advise buddy. I hope u voted for me.

NMOTB : Hi frnd, I spent my weekend at home coz It was raining heavily here.

Hi Cinderella

Monday, August 07, 2006 11:19:00 AM  
Blogger NMOTB said...

Hi Raj - Just a quick one (if you haven't figured it out yet) Shannon has had a makeover and she is now Cinderella!!! - Just incase you try and go to Shannons blog, cause it don't exist no more!!! Anyway sorry to hear about all the rain but hope you had sometime to relax!

Monday, August 07, 2006 5:10:00 PM  
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