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From::Mumbai, India
I'm a true geminine....I'm shy and also outgoing, I'm disciplined and also naughty sometimes...I'll be good to you...but can never be bad to you...believe me....
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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Sweet Names Plzzz.......

Hi frnds, Thanks again for all yout heart felt wishes. My wife's Ultra sound test last week showed that the baby is in perfect condition. It's only 8 weeks old.

The Doctor allowed us hear the child's hearbeat also. That was my first encounter with my baby and I was sooo overwhelmed with emotion, I think that memory will last for a life time.

No, we have not thought of any names yet. But I do welcome good names with meanings from all of you. I really would like to give him/her a global name. After all he/she is going to be a blogger's child. So we have 7 months frnds, let's get going and keep those suggestions coming......

I told **-Che-** I'll take this quiz. So, here is my Love Style....

Your Love Style is Agape

You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner.
Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare.
You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie.
Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you.
For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love.


Sunday, November 19, 2006

Good News..... Very Good News.......

Hi frnds, my MBA exam results are out. I have cleared all the papers I appeared for and with good marks too. So now, I’m just 2 papers (Integrated case studies) away from my MBA degree. I thank you all again for your good wishes.

There is another, very good news which I would like to share with you and mind you, you are all very privileged friends to know this first coz I’ve not yet even told my real friends about this. Last two 2-3 days my wife was feeling dizzy, nauseous, light headed and all. We went to her Gyno and she is tested positive for pregnancy.

Yiiiipppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeee……. I’m going to be a father my friends… Isn’t that great… Ohhh my God I’m sooo excited…. Her expected date is June 30, 2007. So keep praying for us. I’ll keep you updated.


Wednesday, November 15, 2006

How to move out from your Ex....A story.

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates, and suitcases.

On the Second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods.

She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.

Then slowly, the house began to smell.

They tried everything: cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out.

Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned.

Air fresheners were hung everywhere.

Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.

Nothing worked.

People stopped coming over to visit.

Repairmen refused to work in the house.

The maid quit.

Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.

Word got out, and eventually, even the local realtors refused to return their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going.

He told her the saga of the rotting house.

She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10 of what the house was worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day.

She agreed, and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home... including the curtain rods.


Saturday, November 11, 2006

Winter is Here.

Hi frnds, winter is arriving in Mumbai. From my childhood I used to like winter more compared to other seasons. Summers are very hott in India but in winter the weather is quite cool and pleasant. I like wearing sweaters and jackets a lott. I used to be very lean in my teens and wearing sweaters or jackets used to enhance my personality. And then we get to celebrate Christmas and New year too, which makes this season more attractive thant any other season.

Well, this change of season has already affected me. Morning wind is very chilly and because I come to office on my bike it affected me causing cold, caugh, headache and bodyaches. From the last three days I'm suffering from this cold and I'm sure this weekend will be spent sleeping and clearing my congested nostrils. But I hope to be fit and healthy for the next week. I wish you all have Great weekend.

I've come accross this joke on the Net and wanna share with you. But is this really a joke, there is some reality also.....

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On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give back the other forty."

And God agreed.

On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give back the other ten."

So God agreed (sigh).

On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty year life span." Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you twenty years."

Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man. Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty cow gave back, and the ten dog gave back and the ten monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."

So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody.


Friday, November 03, 2006


Hi frnds, well my exams are over and and I'm taking my well earned rest in the evenings after returning home from office. Talking of exams I think not only our technical knowledge but presence of mind and right answer at right time also helps us sometimes. Even if we don't know the correct answer for a question, we can give a smart answer. It helps in interviews. I post here some of such smart answers given by successful candidates.

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples
and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal (It's a sea) is in which state?
A : Liquid


Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one
really difficult question.

Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a
while and said, "My choice is one really difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell
me this. "What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the
correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said,
"It's the DAY sir!"

"How" the interviewer asked,

The boy said "Sorry sir, you promised me that you would not
ask me a SECOND difficult question!"

He was selected.

"Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is
the master of simplicity."