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Name::Raj
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Thursday, August 24, 2006

SMILE PLEASE

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India ...
I found these on a friend's Blog.

1. An employee applied for leave as follows:Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
2. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
3. Administration dept:"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
5. A leave letter to the headmaster:"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
6. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
7. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."
8. Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
9. Actual letter written for application of leave:"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
10. A candidate's job application:"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post .
Smile please :-)

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3 Comments:

Blogger NMOTB said...

Hi Raj, hope you are well. sorry I have been so quiet - I am really busy! Some of those are really funny - just goes to show how one sais one thing and it has a totally diff meaning!

Thursday, August 24, 2006 6:07:00 PM  
Anonymous The Laughorist said...

These are great, Raj! I'm always a little skeptical on stuff like this, figuring it's all made up. Who cares! It just goes to show -- words count. Thanks for sharing these all across the planet.

Saturday, August 26, 2006 2:12:00 AM  
Blogger Susan Jones said...

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Wednesday, August 30, 2006 6:57:00 PM  

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