SMILE PLEASE

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India ...
I found these on a friend's Blog.

1. An employee applied for leave as follows:Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
2. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
3. Administration dept:"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
5. A leave letter to the headmaster:"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
6. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
7. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."
8. Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
9. Actual letter written for application of leave:"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
10. A candidate's job application:"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post .
Smile please :-)