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Monday, October 30, 2006

Golden rules for Office.

Hi frnds, my exams are over and thanks a lot for all your wishes and encouraging comments. I have done well in my exams.

I'm posting an E-mail received from a friend regarding golden rules for office. They are funny but some of them are really true.


1. Rule 1. - The Boss is always right.

2. Rule 2. - If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.

3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.

4. Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down". The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.

5. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

6. When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.

7. It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you are going to do.

8. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.


9. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

10. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

11. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

12. Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous".

13. You can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work you are supposed to be doing.

14. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

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8 Comments:

Blogger ÃªÅ†Ä­Ä§ÅŸÂ® said...

these "office golden rules" are somewhat funny...hehehe...but also true...i know i'm still a student but i've heard a lot about it ;))

nice banner raj...take care ;;)

Monday, October 30, 2006 6:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Ellee said...

Raj, I imagine you are a very agreeable employee.

Out of interest, do you have many bosses in India that are women?

Monday, October 30, 2006 10:45:00 PM  
Blogger RedNeckGirl said...

some of those are soooooo true! My Misc. file is over flowing...lol

Monday, October 30, 2006 11:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha ha... love this list! so very true! Congratulations on the EXAMS! I knew you would stupendously! ~M

Tuesday, October 31, 2006 8:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha ha... love this list! so very true! Congratulations on the EXAMS! I knew you would stupendously! ~M

Tuesday, October 31, 2006 8:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Ellee said...

Definitely congratulations, it's a wonderful feeling when all your hard work pays off.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006 9:37:00 PM  
Blogger NMOTB said...

Hi Raj, Glad to hear that your exams are over! - How did it go? That is a classic email!!!

Tuesday, October 31, 2006 11:05:00 PM  
Blogger Raj said...

Elle : I'm not sure of many women bosses ya but they are slowly coming up in the ranks mainly on the corporate side.

I'm working in a bank but till now I never got a chance to work with a woman boss.

Thx frnds for the wishes I'm confidant my exam results also will come good. I'm expecting them in 3 weeks.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006 12:45:00 PM  

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