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Name::Raj
From::Mumbai, India
I'm a true geminine....I'm shy and also outgoing, I'm disciplined and also naughty sometimes...I'll be good to you...but can never be bad to you...believe me....
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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

UNSPOKEN LAWS

Some Imp Laws... Newton Forgot to State...Must Read

LAW OF QUEUE : If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE : When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Aren't they really true???????

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3 Comments:

Blogger Bazza said...

Hi Raj, I love the one about never dialling a wrong number that is engaged. It reminds me about the lady who answered the phone and the caller said "Sorry, I've dialled the wrong number" and the lady replied "That's ok, it was ringing anyway!"

Wednesday, September 20, 2006 3:58:00 AM  
Blogger White Forest said...

"LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!"

lolz ..this happnd sometime back...was so embarrassed!

Friday, September 22, 2006 3:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Ellee said...

Yes, all true, particularly the law of queue.

I love white forest's flashing wings, how fabulous.

Friday, September 22, 2006 12:36:00 PM  

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