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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

How to move out from your Ex....A story.

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates, and suitcases.

On the Second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods.

She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.

Then slowly, the house began to smell.

They tried everything: cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out.

Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned.

Air fresheners were hung everywhere.

Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.

Nothing worked.

People stopped coming over to visit.

Repairmen refused to work in the house.

The maid quit.

Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.

Word got out, and eventually, even the local realtors refused to return their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going.

He told her the saga of the rotting house.

She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10 of what the house was worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day.

She agreed, and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home... including the curtain rods.

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8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

is this a real story?...umm sounds awful to me...umm...why can't she just move out...and leave them alone?...funny how people can have twisted minds sometimes ;;)

Wednesday, November 15, 2006 10:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

too funny....thanks for sharing ;)

Wednesday, November 15, 2006 10:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Ellee said...

So where did the smell come from? I imagined it might have been something nasty the wife had hidden - and could then have cashed in on getting the house back at a ridiculously cheap price.

Thursday, November 16, 2006 1:59:00 AM  
Blogger Raj said...

i*ichei*i : Yes Che, it's just a story. But ya people with such twisted minds do exist.

Ellee : The smell is coming from hallow curtain rods Ellee. Yes she did it to get the house at a cheap price.

Thursday, November 16, 2006 11:32:00 AM  
Blogger Saurabh said...

You are being tagged :-)

Thursday, November 16, 2006 4:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have heard that one before, it is hysterical!!! Can you imagine doing something like that???? Hope you have a great weekend and are over your cold and stuff!!!

Friday, November 17, 2006 9:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol....More than evil... I love it, now why didn't I think of this? lol~M

Monday, November 27, 2006 2:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Johnny V said...

I don't believe that smell would last more than 30 days!

Wednesday, January 30, 2008 9:38:00 AM  

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