Winter is Here.
Hi frnds, winter is arriving in Mumbai. From my childhood I used to like winter more compared to other seasons. Summers are very hott in India but in winter the weather is quite cool and pleasant. I like wearing sweaters and jackets a lott. I used to be very lean in my teens and wearing sweaters or jackets used to enhance my personality. And then we get to celebrate Christmas and New year too, which makes this season more attractive thant any other season.
Well, this change of season has already affected me. Morning wind is very chilly and because I come to office on my bike it affected me causing cold, caugh, headache and bodyaches. From the last three days I'm suffering from this cold and I'm sure this weekend will be spent sleeping and clearing my congested nostrils. But I hope to be fit and healthy for the next week. I wish you all have Great weekend.
I've come accross this joke on the Net and wanna share with you. But is this really a joke, there is some reality also.....
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On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give back the other forty."
And God agreed.
On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give back the other ten."
So God agreed (sigh).
On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty year life span." Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man. Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty cow gave back, and the ten dog gave back and the ten monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."
So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody.
Well, this change of season has already affected me. Morning wind is very chilly and because I come to office on my bike it affected me causing cold, caugh, headache and bodyaches. From the last three days I'm suffering from this cold and I'm sure this weekend will be spent sleeping and clearing my congested nostrils. But I hope to be fit and healthy for the next week. I wish you all have Great weekend.
I've come accross this joke on the Net and wanna share with you. But is this really a joke, there is some reality also.....
------- x --------
On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give back the other forty."
And God agreed.
On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give back the other ten."
So God agreed (sigh).
On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty year life span." Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man. Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty cow gave back, and the ten dog gave back and the ten monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."
So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody.
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7 Comments:
I love Winter....it's just a special time of the year, with the holidays and all. I think God created the winter to force us inside to spend more time with our loved ones..great plan huh? =)
HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!
Good joke Raj!
I'm not looking forward to the barking part, though we do talk about Grumpy Old Men in the UK. How can they be grumpy in your country? I'm sure even your winters are quite glorious compared to the cold dampness we have here.
I have just lit a coalfire and some candles and am waiting for some friends to arrive this with.
great joke raj...hehehe...umm...i love winter...it's actually my fave season of the year...snow makes everything looks nice and clean...and refreshing as well...have a great week...take care! ;;)
I much prefer summer to winter, but you need to experience both to appreciate them.
Hello Raj, I don't like winter, I love the sun and the hot weather!!!! Thanks for stopping by my blog, sorry I have been so scarce! That joke was hillarious. Hope you are feeling better - I am as sick as a dog with flu!!!!!!
Another really funny joke.....love it and you are right about it being true.
I like winter but spring is my fav.
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