New Year's Resolutions

Top New Year's Resolutions for the computer addict

10. I will try to figure out why I need all those separate email addresses.

9. I will stop checking my email at 3am, 4:30am is much more practical.

8. I will answer my snail~mail with the same enthusiasm as my emails.

7. I will think of a password other than password.

6. I will stop sending email and instant messages while simultaneously on the phone with that person .

5. I will work with neglected children~ my own!

4. I will stop emailing questions to my spouse when I can just walk downstairs

3. I will try and see my family and friends instead of just emailing them.

2. I will try to laugh out loud once in a while instead of saying LOL.

..... and the number 1 reason

1. I will spend less than one hour a day online, Well no more than two......OKAY .......5 max!